Wednesday, December 30, 2009

What Retailers Sell Proraso

superstition, laziness and 2010


footwear and clothing with the best you have, take a wooden spoon in hand, take a suitcase in the other, attempting to give the first step on the right foot, wearing red underwear, and if, after all, it gives you a free finger, taking the twelve grapes with no one left on the plate. I looked on the Internet, which is the virtual tool without which today's youth could no longer live, and I have compiled some tips that, according to the culture of the day, must be followed to start the year off right. Which yes, yes! After the target is and does what he wants, but for me and my superstition that it is not, go.

It's like when you're small and you begin to ask yourself challenge yourself on the street. I have to get to that corner before this gentleman, I have to reach the bus stop before the red car you reach the roundabout. And there you were going, with a blush on the street and a bread-making sweaty and wet. If, by some chance of sins, you could not meet the target marked in question, you'll quickly looking for another feat that bad luck did not fall on you. There was a time in my life I saw myself doing such bullshit down the street and I was embarrassed (yes, it was outside because I did not even recognize myself.) But now, thanks (or misfortune) to the times in which we live I'm back to my early childhood and again I believe all the superstitions of the world.

And is that 2009, you can not deny, year has been a "plop" (onomatopoeia is the best option that gives me the English language for that matter). 2009 has been a lazy shit and you just now that we can say loud and clear. Twelve months were to go through with what we had played but enough is enough. It is time to shout from the rooftops Laziness has given us in 2009 with its crisis, its corruption, its policies, not political, its useless to support the purchase of a car, unpaid mortgages, kidnappings, their cures retrograde , their attachments, their dismissals, their miseries, their strikes and their ....¿ what lazy?.

In these times of change this year, I like the joke that went Forges El Pais: Two men walk down the street, and one says to another "What do you ask for 2010?" to what your partner responds "Me?. What is silent! ". Well, that, in 2010 to shut the pimps, the arrogant, selfish, reactionary, the envious, the suckers, and I do not like me because I have to silence myself.

So, if in order to fulfill everything I want, I have to put my best clothes, take a wooden spoon in one hand, a suitcase with the other, get red panties and juggling to make the grapes will do . (Just hope not to appear on Day 1 on the news as the asshole who broke an arm superstition). If I can overcome the "fabric" of the twelve on the night of 31, will pledge that 2010 brings us all good news

Saturday, December 5, 2009

How Long Does Plan Be Stay In Your System

an angry Burning

A year ago I gave a blow to the car. The vehicle in question was properly parked and a woman without scruples (and driving without a license because one of those mini-cars for which no permit is needed) gave a hostión that left the passenger door as a work of Barceló. Two witnesses saw the incident and took the data of the aforementioned woman. After they told me and I, innocent me, I went to the insurer (Mapfre) with all the information of the incident, including both witnesses phones.
Twelve months after the embossing is still there. Neither the testimony of those good citizens nor the fact that four years religiously pay insurance premiums, avail. It is true that one witness was in front of the Hospital coupon Adaro and reliability that can subtract their words but the man assures me that, for the seeing eye, looked around with sharpness and clarity. In fact, summed up the incident as "was a bitch." Something that, in my view, makes clear that the citizen learned of the move perfectly. Total
, which took twelve months, with subsequent visits to the office of the insurer, but give me a solution to the dent in my four-wheel purrusaldo, the truth, I'm getting tired. It took me because I was always slow reaction to the things that affect me, but this morning I started thinking about it while I showered and I got a burning bad milk what to tell you.
short: I Kicked in the Head insurers, telephone and gas companies, water, garbage and so on in August to make the cost of my checking account. When are they who have to fix, repair or return there is nobody to tell. It's like to jump in the bush.