The trip to Madrid.
This happened a few weeks ago but it's my blog and I fuck the chronological order when I want.
The other day I had booked a trip to Madrid to celebrate my birthday with family and those things that make illusion the fact is that since it was a whirlwind trip, leaving Friday and returning on a Sunday, I had to start from the gigs directly what it meant to be proactive and prepare everything before the trip that if food for cats that if the case that if a site to leave the car ...
The Food and water was no problem except for the fact that I left a huge bucket of water in the bathroom and my cats are so bad thing that had the same shot and it had a leak to the neighbor after three days continuous drip.
not said anything to the neighbors (that is a town) and I worried that alerted by the absence of the car called to the hospital or go you know.
had to leave the car two options or pay 35 € at the airport to leave the horn or parked near a train and go to the airport by public transport, as I am an idiot chooses the second option after seeing the web of public transport in Munich there was a parking 685 free parking spaces next to a station 10 minutes from the airport.
Now if you allow me I will put the times.
- 2:30 pm I left.
case fuck out I go out and meet me jam my nose in the two long hours of time in smoke when he arrived at the station.
- I still 1:10 pm.
The 685 parking spaces should have saved it or I did not see it because all I had were places payment and up to 2 hours to allow the publishing vehicle. Total
come to spin until I find a site that tells me my strong German who puts that on weekdays you can only park 2 hours so I understood that the weekend would be fine but could not be sure.
- I have 1 hour.
The limit for boarding the plane, was 40, so the nerves and I ran to the station where one was supposed to be two platforms I am miserable with 6 ... a little nervous and decided to catch a taxi and that is what God wants but I have no cash and the taxi driver says that nothing ec karte cash.
- I still have 55 minutes.
ale to find an ATM that fortunately not too far away and out dough to pay the driver
- I still have 50 minutes.
after a quick trip that cost me € 20 and I remember the 35 that would have cost me leave the car in the garage finally arrived at the airport after the awkward moment to ask what to terminal ... fortunately it was Luftansa and that is my colleague has 1 and he knew it.
- I still have 45 minutes. Nervous
hell I get to fight with the machine until it comes to checking a guy to help me and together we got the machine and know who the fuck am I, to which I replied that I'm late and that gives me ticket back to appeal to the kid who pointed to a point at infinity tells me to talk to Nosequien of Luftansa ...
- I still have 40 minutes.
Since I have no time to decide to go fight in the vague direction I have indicated to see if I see someone who looked like a plane to stop, not Chuck Norris or Melendi.
I find a place where people with suitcases and put Luftansa so I shot the nose and a window appears that it was closing and I tell you the movie, scolding me and ran to see if I can catch the plane by way I fall a lot of coins and the chick with two balls are for ¬ ¬, the cry to stop the fucking coins and the chick is part of laughter.
I have 10 minutes. I sneak in without a ticket
and I go through the scanner, the chick told me to run screaming to the 14 or 40 but I that fence to the left.
5 minutes left I came to the gate by the fucking hair, sweating, burning her throat, runny and without a ticket.
And children is like you take a plane when you are me.
weekend I will say that I caught breast, but had all the time concerns:
a) My neighbor will call the animal shelter?
b) Andreas will now have a pretty slick way Melendi moisture on the roof?
c) I have cracked a fine?
d) will have taken the car the crane?
e) will be dropped the mother of all snow and ice will have 20 inches on the car?
f) My neighbor died and I believe will appeal to all hospitals?
With all this I had a round trip of 7 hours putting more and more nervous and learning along the way that German trains are sometimes a piece together, then separated and each chunk is going by. Not to lengthen
most everything OK in the end and having the train and taxi saved me € 10! Well
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Woman Molested In Train
And winter came. Enjoying
end what had occurred weeks waiting, it started snowing last Friday the first snow fell and I with the provision that characterizes me continued with summer tires, so in addition to dangerous illegal in this country ... after all I was coming to increase the crime rate.
On Saturday after shopping and skating a few times by the "captain" of ice that had formed decided I must be very stupid for not changing tires, I found a ford autohaus cerquita and went to by wheels, except for a couple of minipatinazos arrived without problems and talked to a guy who was there and I explained that it was closed and opened on Monday at eight ... as to patter a bit cool.
Anyway, Sunday and Monday, snow fell to bore, or at least what I I think one pass, he could stick his hand halfway into the snow that was on the car:). What
Saturday was an idyllic walk through snowy landscapes on Monday was a frozen hell fucking with friction 0 ... a physicist would have been delighted.
Anyway, with the recklessness and stupidity that characterizes me I took the car and went to autohaus again in the first turn the car decided that it was weak and ended up arrested 10 meters from the stop line. .. I am also a type of resources quickly decided I could not stay stopped in the middle of the road and I had no guts to follow what the GPS with me to choose a new tube and scenic route away the bustle of main roads and snowplows noisy, with the blazing speed of 20-30 mph ended up in a blank spot where the road were known to the poles sticking out the side and because the GPS insisted that was out there, with the Yetis falling frozen to the sides and realizing that I am so clever that he had no mobile phone continued my adventure to travel 10 kilometers.
When you thought the worst was over I met the mother of all slopes, 10 feet away and hate ice! in my life I have spent so whores like running up that hill, the car was not moving or that of God and if the problem calaba is that to see who is the handsome take it out of there without a crane, to give more excitement soon had two cars behind a snowplow at me funny and on top of that and the driver to literally give me a push out of the hill.
20 minutes I was in the damn hard to learn the rudiments of ice and driving and cagándome in the idiot that was not enough foresight to have bought the tires a week earlier.
tire sum € 500 but I stopped skating and I can still make use of the brake, the only thing that I almost feel sorry for failing to prove the airbags. 
On Saturday after shopping and skating a few times by the "captain" of ice that had formed decided I must be very stupid for not changing tires, I found a ford autohaus cerquita and went to by wheels, except for a couple of minipatinazos arrived without problems and talked to a guy who was there and I explained that it was closed and opened on Monday at eight ... as to patter a bit cool.
Anyway, Sunday and Monday, snow fell to bore, or at least what I I think one pass, he could stick his hand halfway into the snow that was on the car:). What
Saturday was an idyllic walk through snowy landscapes on Monday was a frozen hell fucking with friction 0 ... a physicist would have been delighted.
Anyway, with the recklessness and stupidity that characterizes me I took the car and went to autohaus again in the first turn the car decided that it was weak and ended up arrested 10 meters from the stop line. .. I am also a type of resources quickly decided I could not stay stopped in the middle of the road and I had no guts to follow what the GPS with me to choose a new tube and scenic route away the bustle of main roads and snowplows noisy, with the blazing speed of 20-30 mph ended up in a blank spot where the road were known to the poles sticking out the side and because the GPS insisted that was out there, with the Yetis falling frozen to the sides and realizing that I am so clever that he had no mobile phone continued my adventure to travel 10 kilometers.
When you thought the worst was over I met the mother of all slopes, 10 feet away and hate ice! in my life I have spent so whores like running up that hill, the car was not moving or that of God and if the problem calaba is that to see who is the handsome take it out of there without a crane, to give more excitement soon had two cars behind a snowplow at me funny and on top of that and the driver to literally give me a push out of the hill.
20 minutes I was in the damn hard to learn the rudiments of ice and driving and cagándome in the idiot that was not enough foresight to have bought the tires a week earlier.
tire sum € 500 but I stopped skating and I can still make use of the brake, the only thing that I almost feel sorry for failing to prove the airbags.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Masticatory Myositis In Dogs
the Fresh News Viejuna
"Watch them, watch them what they are wearing miniskirts!. Do not you have cold?". The phrase has not gone out of your mouth and you feel like, if you suddenly become a little more viejuna and you fall over twenty years. At this time of year often occurs. You think: "One of December and, my mother, I spent the year flying. They're here for Christmas" or "My mother's six in the evening and it is night all!" or "What do you do apparatus for Reyes? My mother is no longer know what to invent!" and suddenly, the endless and vast universe throws you up as wrinkles, gray hair or moral lows. We tend to believe that the resolution passed by calling a few friends and enjoy the night, which is still young. From here you say it. The remedy is worse than the disease because the degree of risk and incidence of hangover in your body has reached at this stage of your life, to a point of no return which leads to another viejuna sentence: "But I soon ....!" enduring Total
that gives you the same because, what the hell!, If even the experts now say that thirty is the new twenty and then it's Friday and dinner sales and cider, and you take a shot, two beers and and the final third also always drinking in one. And after all this when it is irrefutable proof that you are a viejuna because they recover until Tuesday, and always with the invaluable assistance of ibuprofen. But the worst
are no physical consequences. The worst is when, on Monday afternoon, you start to vaguely remember what happened after four o'clock on the Friday before and you find the sheet you gave to a group of youngsters who danced carefree and that from the other corner of the bar, they shouted: "Cover the kidneys, which are going to get cool!". 
"Watch them, watch them what they are wearing miniskirts!. Do not you have cold?". The phrase has not gone out of your mouth and you feel like, if you suddenly become a little more viejuna and you fall over twenty years. At this time of year often occurs. You think: "One of December and, my mother, I spent the year flying. They're here for Christmas" or "My mother's six in the evening and it is night all!" or "What do you do apparatus for Reyes? My mother is no longer know what to invent!" and suddenly, the endless and vast universe throws you up as wrinkles, gray hair or moral lows. We tend to believe that the resolution passed by calling a few friends and enjoy the night, which is still young. From here you say it. The remedy is worse than the disease because the degree of risk and incidence of hangover in your body has reached at this stage of your life, to a point of no return which leads to another viejuna sentence: "But I soon ....!" enduring Total that gives you the same because, what the hell!, If even the experts now say that thirty is the new twenty and then it's Friday and dinner sales and cider, and you take a shot, two beers and and the final third also always drinking in one. And after all this when it is irrefutable proof that you are a viejuna because they recover until Tuesday, and always with the invaluable assistance of ibuprofen. But the worst
are no physical consequences. The worst is when, on Monday afternoon, you start to vaguely remember what happened after four o'clock on the Friday before and you find the sheet you gave to a group of youngsters who danced carefree and that from the other corner of the bar, they shouted: "Cover the kidneys, which are going to get cool!".
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
What's A Mont Blanc Pen Worth
The other day I came home that speaks only German to explain that for the Biotone I have to use a special cat land.
Anyway, with my rudimentary German and the desire to have this woman to talk while we fight a speech that speaks to you:
- I do not drive in winter.
- I saw your car was broken.
- How did you get the door?
- Driving wrong.
- Here is the washer.
- I bought a washer y. .. the thing that goes next to the washer.
- Ahhh a kjlfsfkj.
- I guess yes.
- How about everything?
- Well great
- All good with the floor?
- if super
If I was really looking forward to talk a little German in normal conversation and the gigs you must have noticed because it is the 4 time this week asking me how my German:)
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Sweet Describing Words Of A Baby
Sprechen Deutsch.
the post last week I think it was the worst I've been since I'm here, I nailed the side of a jerk every day and I was really tris liarme a blanket at the top and expose my superiors that this guy sooner or later someone would drop a wafer.
Although I suspect they already know because I took off to my relief and peace of mind, I also had a mini-vacation that I enjoy with my wife who is visiting, so my mood has taken a 180 degree turn in a very short time and now I have almost no desire to kill anyone.
I have my new German books for classes and my new passport, I still catch a pending legal representation insurance and liability amen to register the car and buy a nice winter wheels.
As curious data of 1 € burgers are much larger than in Spain and you get two really good, I guess that is owed to the competition and is relatively common here to put "appetisers" to 1 € in supermarkets and the like.
Another curious thing is that I'm going to buy a roomba and out € 100 cheaper than in Spain, every day I have more clear that we mean and we say it rains, much as in Spain but now I have the feeling of having been there overpaying for everything. 
the post last week I think it was the worst I've been since I'm here, I nailed the side of a jerk every day and I was really tris liarme a blanket at the top and expose my superiors that this guy sooner or later someone would drop a wafer.
Although I suspect they already know because I took off to my relief and peace of mind, I also had a mini-vacation that I enjoy with my wife who is visiting, so my mood has taken a 180 degree turn in a very short time and now I have almost no desire to kill anyone.
I have my new German books for classes and my new passport, I still catch a pending legal representation insurance and liability amen to register the car and buy a nice winter wheels.
As curious data of 1 € burgers are much larger than in Spain and you get two really good, I guess that is owed to the competition and is relatively common here to put "appetisers" to 1 € in supermarkets and the like.
Another curious thing is that I'm going to buy a roomba and out € 100 cheaper than in Spain, every day I have more clear that we mean and we say it rains, much as in Spain but now I have the feeling of having been there overpaying for everything.
Monday, November 1, 2010
What Does Quadriderm Warts
Page 99
On an extravagant idea of \u200b\u200bthe writer Ford Madox Ford: "opens a book and page 99 as a whole will reveal," has created a web site which philosophy is to share with readers on page 99 of any writing. And why page 99? The project's authors acknowledge that it is arbitrary, but sidesteps the famous front page summaries, reviews, criticism and other, tightening the text itself. For more information: http://page99test.com/ 
On an extravagant idea of \u200b\u200bthe writer Ford Madox Ford: "opens a book and page 99 as a whole will reveal," has created a web site which philosophy is to share with readers on page 99 of any writing. And why page 99? The project's authors acknowledge that it is arbitrary, but sidesteps the famous front page summaries, reviews, criticism and other, tightening the text itself. For more information: http://page99test.com/
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