Monday, February 28, 2011

Is It Safe To Give My Breast Milk To My Dog



The February 24, 2011 has gone down in history as the day my attic I got to finish the round by all DTT channels which had commenced in June of the year above. Whenever I was fried from the recipes of a guy who cooks with stress in 22 minutes and a few gentlemen who catch crabs, dangerously, in Alaska. But not this time. Of course, when I got to turn the entire program, I found Carlitos, the "Tell Me" - by the military and his sister Agnes of polydrug of life. Flip.

DTT has come into our lives to give us some very interesting things like the ability to view, in seven separate channels, to coroners, doctors, lawyers, police, vampires, zombies, dysfunctional families (and yellow) and youngsters that you love singing. The downside is that you'll never find a new chapter. Because in Spain, my friends, there are three things that are impossible to do: find a decent job and you do not try to tango, find a decent phone company in which you do not try thong and find a TV-channel in which respect the schedule and do not try to tango with replacements.

Compare? For many will say no, but it is what it is. Of course, if you think about it, almost prefer to see two thousand four hundred fifty-four times the same chapter of the Simpsons that certain programs that, by appealing to general interest, engage in humiliating and vilifying, attacking and insulting those who are shot put with a total absence of scruples and ethics. The worst thing is that they call this "journalism" and then have to leave others to take to the streets to back a profession that, if I hurry, sometimes embarrassed.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Slightly Enlarged Liver

6 months.

It's been six months since I came to Germany and have spent quite a bit of truth. Laura

finally been encouraged to come live with me and I stopped to find my stuff, but fuck I'd rather have her to know where is the blender wafer is cool because I'm not the only one left to pictures when no understand what I say, also cool that week is beginning German course and I hope very much more prontito German speaking gibberish to me.

In the company I have done the evaluation of last year and has been surprisingly good mind, I guess when no one gives a hard for you to know to make the O with a joint and find it impressive, but there may actually be happy because I have given a couple of projects to be a lot n_n molar.

I also had a problem with the English Social Sec, that I was demanding nothing less than 1500 shares lemurs but fortunately not met and after seeking millions of documents and evidence that no gigs in Spain have recognized that bueeeeeno vaaaaaale not owe us anything, which means that I can eat well this month and everything.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Beer And The Gall Bladder

LOVE IS THE WAY GOD LOVES

The wave of sand, the beach and the sea, walking on the edge of the shore and a whimsical wave my feet wet, dissolving my tracks. I turned to back, and my steps were not was like having no past, only present, a present pain, and arrogant because I said "I only exist as the only reality." And with the encouragement of dissolving the arrogance, I walk a little more, and that this was done sand and foam, and sea water dissolved in the footsteps of the road.

What is life? - I wondered. What do I have? This is already diluted, the past is absent, and the future to come, a mystery to reveal. They understood the differences between true love and fleeting love as an illusion. True love is the way, always, always will be, but love my little passenger are tracks that are and are not, and What is important about all this? The important thing is not my tracks, not me, not the arrogance of my steps, but the purity of the road and finally the destination, the goal set that all in some way we will live, some faster and others slower.

The way is love, we have been given only by love, I think we found nothing. We are travelers by nature, our footprints are left behind, our history is diluted. The end we got through it and stop being a track to become in his own journey, which is always there without time, without conditions, accepting, giving us the best. Superficial love is when I think I do things, more true love is when I discover that everything is done for love love love.

What if there were no roads, no traces had no destination, no present, past, future? The wave capricious

again to erase the traces of my way and I'm here between everything and nothing, on my destiny and that love deep, this is real.


... Painting
Written:
Oscar Basurto Carbonell

Friday, February 18, 2011

Funny Marriage Card Messages

At last! German

Three months I've been waiting for me to bring her replacement china for the iTouch screen and change kit. They have had to bring

camel but the wait has been worth all the grief, I followed a youtube video explaining how to do it and the truth is that easy.

first I cut the fly off the broad tool, then I cut pieces of screen, then I cut and sharpened metal edge of the iTouch, then I cut chapita home button, then I cut more crystallites.

But it was worth the result could not be better, I loaded two parts repair kit and the screen still does not work ...

The truth is that sometimes I hate being me ... if you'll excuse me I'm bleeding ...

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

A Labelled Diagram Of The Vikings

battle ...

I think Kal and I like the name.

notice that this post requires a minimum knowledge of German or google translator.

phrases that really never know when you'll need.

- Ich habe ein im meine Sock Penis.
- Kokain Dass ist nicht mein, Agent.
- Der Hure Kadaver war das hier, Ich Als akam.
- Ich weiß nicht, wer das Feuer gelegt.

I think that to start and give of themselves.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Tired, Peeing Alot And Lower Stomach Pains

Programming LO (ndon) OK



Pictures Juan Plaza (juanplaza.blogspot.com)
Belle and Sebastian Music

Friday, February 4, 2011

Retreiver / Labrador Boxer

The magic mirror.

... or physics and you.

few weeks ago my girlfriend and I went to ikea to a mirror for the bathroom, nothing out of Wednesday if it were not for the damn mirror has nothing to attach to the wall, and my drill is with my tools about 2,000 km from here.

So after some thought I decided to let me down one day by the OBI (something like a leroy merlin) to a boat Pattex no more nails, or as they call it here Pattex kleben bohren statt (instead of drilling paste) There

was happy and content without having very clear where he was or would be called the product wafer.

After 40 minutes walking around the OBI and already thinking to get out to see it screwed up in his little boat and I thought silicone type, step to catch the gun because all I push with the hammer and ready ... should realize that when I think these things always end up covered in glory, but I'm a fucking unconscious.

A stone is the closest thing to describe the hardness of the piston and shit damn is the closest thing to describe the amount that I managed to get the boat, so exhausted in the bathroom with chest pain to push the damn hammer for 40 minutes I think ... and if I take the lid?

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Construction Sand In An Aquarium

5 ½ months.

as time passes and took 5 ½ months here at this time I have gone through a lot of surreal situations and confusing for my poor German.

One of the dislodged me most is when I think something is A, B and C and suddenly I put something in the middle.

gonna go buy what they tell you the amount you are asked if you card / points if you and wish you good evening, easy and simple, but sometimes they look at you and start speaking as if you understood a shit what they say, do not blame them I have a perfect pronunciation of hallo, ja, nein, danke vielen could fool anyone, but in those moments I just feel helpless and not ever if you say yes or no u_u.

The other day at the supermarket do not know if I was pulling the pocket Tackle or mentioning to my mother ... shit maybe I should say that if>. <